I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
what the fuck happened to the tacos
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
