Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I want to have your abortion
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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