I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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