Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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