I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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