what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
it glows. i had to have it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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