yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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