just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Did I show you my penis last night?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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