It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I love you. Go after that dick
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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