dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
If I die, sorry about rent.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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