Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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