when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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