My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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