so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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