check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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