Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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