I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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