Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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