dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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