So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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