Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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