ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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