Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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