so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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