I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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