in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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