so explain again why im purple
no
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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