If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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