No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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