he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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