I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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