Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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