I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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