Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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