yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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