I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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