you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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