Whod you bang
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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