halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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