His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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