White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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