like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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