Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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