You smell like stripper and shame
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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