You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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