I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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