do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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