Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
