My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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