I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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