I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just send me my own nude
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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