would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
