sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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