And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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